U.S. Military

Have you ever seen a man with a pole up his butt? If you know Purple then you certainly have. Purple is a ninja under the employment of the Red Ribbon Army, whose super-stealthy ninja abilities are supposedly unmatched. Supposedly because along comes Goku and lookout! He uses his tatami mat attack, his throwing stars, a bunch of twin brothers in a group attack, but nothing seems to stop our little hero. When he goes up for one of his silly leaps goku simply raises his staff and jams it up Purple's... eh... nether region... with some of the funniest results ever in this entire series. Purple runs around making horrible grimaces of pain (and face it, you would too). To add to the hilarity, he keeps banging the pole, sending shockwaves of agony up his spine every time. Of course Goku just stands and laughs. Purple is basically the Mr. Satan (or Hercule in the U.S. version) of the original DB series. Oh, and he's got a collection of girlie mags that would make Master Roshi's nose bleed.