User:MiticaBEP97

She is a Queen. A Ruler. And a Shipper.

She enjoys brutal fights as well as lovable fanmade couples.

She thinks that Manwhoooo is a Huge Genius. Where the Freak does he find these awesome soundtracks?

Favourite Characters: Facilier (aka. The Freak), Yzma (aka. The Freakess), Tzekel-khan (aka. Tzewhatsisname, Tzewhatever, Tzewhatkindofnameisthat, and so on), Maleficent, Jafar (aka. The Ass Licker), Hexxus, Zigzag, Thrax, Hades, Eris, Shan-yu and Ruber.

Despised Characters: Mok Swagger (aka. The Horribly Disgusting Being In High Heels), Frollo (aka. The Pervert), Ratcliffe (aka. The Torturer Of Defenceless High Priests), Rasputin, Ludmilla, Lady Tremaine, Clayton (aka. The Idiot Who Commits Suicide By Accident), McLeach and Holli Would (aka. The Hoslubitch).

Favourite Couples: Facilier/Yzma (feat. Tzekel-khan), Jafar/Maleficent, Hades/Eris, Hexxus/Spring Sprite, Scar/Shere Khan, Madame Medusa/Cruella DeVille.

Other Comments:

-I've secretly revived Tzekel-khan. Seriously. I went all the way to Hell to drag him out. I couldn't ACCEPT he was gone. He has to celebrate Facilier and Yzma's wedding.

-I seriously think that Mok is the most disgusting thing ever put on screen. I mean... how con is he in HEELS? He's a guy! And have you seen his face? Blah!

-Also... I don't wanna know how he pays his female customers. Like, when Ludmilla went to buy her potion, and Holli Would made an alliance with him. I'm pretty sure it's not money, it's... SOMETHING ELSE. It's S-E-X. Just disgusting.

-I call both Facilier's voodoo shop and Yzma's lab the Lair Of The Freaks. AND I pretend that Facilier screams "Freak-o-center" everytime he does some magic. AND I pretend they have a relationship.

-Am I the only one who thinks that Ruber is the Shan Yu of Warner Bros?

-I'm still waiting for an Yzma/Facilier alliance.

-I'm working on a fan commentary on DvND. Episode 1 is already out on Youtube! Enjoy!

Kiss kiss, my darlings

The Myth